『arnold palmer』

• i sawed this bear in half and repaired it with only flex tape!

• not only does flex tapes powerful adhesive hold the bear together, but it creates a super-strong, watertight seal, so the inside is completely dry

• yee doggy!

• have a wizard jerking off, courtesy of mari from discord <:OG<

• for @scrappybear265 on insta/discord<3

『safe』

• . . . and sound

• for @/sunnie_funnie_art on instagram <3

『across the table』

• even though she's got her focus on a steak dinner, she never specified where the meats from ^ w ^

• for sweetpea on discord

『fuck point』

• she just wanted to show you her rock collection! she even has this really cool rock named trolly, she got it when she jumped out of the way from a train nearly hitting her. she was like "buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzzzzzzz" and picked it up and kissed it 🪨✨️

『scrap mechanic』

• i dont actually think this ones a psychopath unfortunately, but theyre still a cutie patootie! meet dexter!
  ^ w ^

• for @/vixxs on discord

『ring』

• she just wants to play <3

『bonfire』

• rebekah: wait so, hold up hun, if youre a stuffed teddy bear, where does the food go?

• teddy: oh! umm, yeah i mean, im not too sure myself actually. i dont really need to go poo or anything

• rebekah: are you like, constantly constipated or something?

• teddy: can we umm. . . just enjoy the food?

• rebekah: oh! sorry sweetie, im just a curious lil bee is all

• teddy: . . .could you pass the hunny?

• rebekah: shucks, were out! umm, gimme a sec *unbuttons shirt and squirts out some hunny into a bowl*

• teddy: aweee thanks rebekah!

• rebekah: ofc shug, thats what besties are for <3

• for sweetpea and teddy on discord

『dig dug』

• i wonder if shes struck gold yet. also sidenote, but why is everyone commissioning me for bears???

• for sway on discord

『headache』

• the real headache was the scammer i had to deal with. never deal business with "trisena." on discord

• goodnight

『tight squeeze』

• when i woke up a few nights ago, @/scrappybear265 drew me in some LOVELY cosplay, so i kinda. . . had to prank him back a lil, tee hee

• for bear on discord <3

『swamp puppy』

• just some playful competition, in the bedroom. wait, a friend brought this up earlier but what happens when shes on your slong? does she just death-roll with it? what about riding it? would just just like. . . i dunno, do the reverse helicopter? wait why am i thinking about this?

• for sweetpea on discord

『opossums are awesomes』

『quixotic』

• heres your goofy reminder to drink water! dont end up like bro underneath her, that wouldnt be very cashmoney. DRINK. WATER!! <3

『nightmare eyes』

• i always wondered why they called you that. . .

『choker』

• i think you look pretty in red ^ w ^

• for sweetpea on discord <3

『kennel』

• free bro she aint even do nothin fr 🥀

cut and love

is that a knife, or are you just happy to see m- AGHHHhhh... . . .

for abby on discord :3

『old yeller』

• boy do i have a story for you lol
  pic related
  >be me
  >go home after long day at work
  >tired.jpg
  >get on pc
  >get msg from mod friend
  >he asks me why im banned on e6
  >what.jpg
  >idk
  >bro asks staff chat whats poppin
  >house on fire.jpg
  >bro tells me to check my email
  >verify age
  i think the reason why this happened was because i made a birthday art piece for myself where i announced im a fully grown 21 yo adult. i get it, safety precautions lol. just thought id make a silly little artpiece about it. more context on patreon

『acid reflux』

• wait, this species' females dont have breasts, so like. . . wait isnt she topless technically?

• oh and happy pride month as well as mens mental health month <3

• for cryptic on discord

『tip the artist』

• did. . . she just tame me? qwp

• for soapy on discord <3

『seams and stitches』

• gosh, this was sew much fun!
  this ref was sewn together for my best friend, teddy on discord

• sometimes it felt like threading a needle, but i managed to craft a nude version too!

• i cant think of any more sewing puns, im still outta material x0

『ideal wife』

• whos a good little psychopath? yes you are! yes you are! have some chocolate! you earned it sweetie pie!

『weezer』

• guess whos a fully legal adult now :3
  its meee! im the birthday girrrl!

• friends used in the piece:
  ace, felicity's pages, and sweetpea on discord

『soapy tits』

• i cant bear to look at this any further. ive clawed at this piece for days on end without rest. i hope my client thinks i did a paw-some job at least because it feels like im bear-ly functioning with how little sleep i got while doing this. im un-bear-lievably groggy. im trying everyday to remain paws-itive but its hard, yknow? i hope i dont come off as grizzly with how bi-polar i can be

• for soapy on discord

『rebekah-nut cheerios』

• what cute, silly little murderer! i bet she doesnt even realize that shes being used for a cereal cover lol

lil lemonade

"come one come all! welcome down to haileys fresh lemonade! you better bring change because i dont have any either..."

for sweetpea on discord <3

slider

the council shall decide your fat

for ''salad'' [great_salad (discord)]

『breast milk』

• sorry, i meant hunny, i meant hunny, i meant hunny. sorry, i meant hunny, my fault original gangster, i meant to say hunny. i mean hunny. truly, i mean hunny! aw shucks, i meant to say hunny!

『balcony』

• its called "equivalent exchange"

homies

. . . help homies, ALWAYS!!

for @/sip_of_l1fe and @/realinreo_art

sweet dreams

1) midazolam sedates you
2) vecuronium bromide paralyzes you
3) potassium chloride stops the heart

fun fact, i drew this for a copy of dont starve together, pretty nice game <3

for bunnerbee on discord

『selfie!』

• teddy, thank you for everything, yknow? for loving, accepting, and caring about a psycho like lil ol' me haha. i love you, very much, and although my mind and thoughts are very difficult to deal with, this helps. this helps me alot. its quite therapeutic. from the time we spent together in the past, to now in the present. youre a friend that i hope to count on for the remainer that we spend on this earth together. its only like. . . what? 60 more years? but its years knowing that theres someone out there to understands me. someone who gets it. i dunno if can express this enough, but i love you hun. thank you

astro poof

i think bros having a brain blast

this is for @/adhdfloof

blep

"awe jeez! this is really cute! i wonder what other cute things this artist has done!"

*does one quick profile tap*

"THEY DID WHAT TO THE PENTAGON?!?!"

sexy lexy

aweee what a cutie patootie little kitty! itd sure be a shame if they became easy to draw for the average artist. . . oh

ref sheet for ''sweetpea'' [ankha_enthusiast (discord)]

『the wire』

• so fun fact, the original purpose of barbed wire, which was invented in 1874, was to keep out roaming herds of wild animals such as buffalo. it wasnt until the 19th century when farmers put it to use to keep their very own cattle within range so that they dont escape

• escape? i couldnt imagine

『kick the bucket』

• i have you. i own you. i have won, and you have lost. youre too slow lololol. the knife feels good though >:3

• this is for @/ankha_enthusiast on discord, love you sweetie <3

『i can fix you』

• im sure you could, but would you really wanna fix this pretty little face? :3

『camera shy』

• well well well. . . look at who i got my hands on! this one is sure to make the fans roar

• happy egg day btw <3
  i love you all :3

GFVE LLLL

i have 4 dead gods btw lol. one on pc, switch, xbox, and playstation. im working on another with my bf as of current

no im not sponsored by gfuel, the binding of isaac by @/officaledmundmcmillen was lol

『drill bit』

• looks like rebekah caught a cute little mouse on her way home. they seem to be getting along just fine too :3

• this is for @/bunnerbee on discord

sweet berry

FLINT and STEEL!! chicken jockey!
I. . . AM STEEEVE!!

this movie is gonna be so cheeks </3

mutt slut

i think shes ovulating gang
oh yeah, happy late-easter btw!

dont forget to bring a towel. . .

. . .except, i think she forgot the towel lol. oh! yeah, just got nuked on insta, follow me here ig lol

edit: i guess i got un-nuked? whatevs im back i guess. still follow me here tho lol. love yall :3

for @/stormfluff on discord <3

• heres the non pee pee version!

『you look easy to draw』

• yep, thats me. me in the fuzz. me in the pic. uhhh yeah. . . you can use me for pretty much anything ;3

• i have no real limits, so go wild

『the giving bee』

• n-no way! w-w can b-b-build legos together?! i-i, i cant con-t-trol myself! i-i. . .

• this you? this how some of yall bee actin? freaky. . .

god of hyper cawk

its me! your best friend!
A S S R I E L - C R E A M E R

lol did yall hear that they made undertale a dollar for like, a week or two? thats crazy

ashtray

->be this guy
->go on date to dennys
->date goes well so you take her back to your place
->she whips out her. . . wait what 😭

this is for @/sophiefemmebear

snake step

1st amendment: freedom of ahegao
2nd amendment: right to bare sniddies

『rebekakura』

• "PLEASE DONT TURN ME INTO A-"
  *pop*
  "body pillow :c"

• yeah so anyway new body pillow out now! :D

lamb milk

@snottysaur had a juicy lamb
juicy lamb, juicy lamb
@snottysaur had a juicy lamb
its breasts were fat as heck

this is for @snottysaur obviously lol

maple jars

finally. ITS HAPPENING!! good old yes! ULTIMATE TREAT!! SYRUPY HOOF JOB FROM UNDER THE DENNYS TABLE!! -the great gatsby

so yeah i just got done reading the great gatsby, this is the synopsis tbh

『maid service』

• lets see, lets see. i caught this dumb little bear @/scrappybear265 trying to go around and steal MY friggin hunny. MY royal hunny. this bozo, this cute little guy, tried taking MY hunny. so i took his kids >:3

• anyway! this is my end of a little art trade? i think? yknow. its funny, the kid just kinda drew us frickin and i was like. . . yknow what, i HAVE to contribute :3

• ily @/scrappybear265 (this is for him btw)

big hit

DUBS NO!! HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHIN- oh. . . i guess hes okay haha

heres a short little animation for @/dubsthefox from discord <3 

『fun and games』

• yknow, as aggressive as rebekah makes herself out to be, shes actually very submissive and loves to be played with. i mean, srsly, what kinda crazy girl lets you put this type of stuff on her? shes all defenseless and stuff haha

• remember that pillow i did? no? well heres the other side to it. it is now a fully completed, 2 sided one that you can order btw :3

• also, even if you dont buy a pillow, you can still enjoy the artwork on my socials :D

bust a bear workshop

the smol teddy bear had NO idea what the wild ploob had in store for her

whats this? is? oh my the seems are breaking on the poor girl! w-well, at least shes enjoying it? gosh how would this even feel? like real talk, this has GOT to hurt, right? wait. . . can she just sew herself back together? is cotton like, her guts n stuff? does she even have organs? i got nothin, i just draw, lmao

puff puff

hanaka (hannah) is an active smoker. she doesnt do it for points or nothin, shes just exhausted and wants to get it over with

yknow, i dont actually like drawing nsfw, i personally prefer more sfw scenes with the occasional teasing thrown in. . . but uhh, sometimes i gotta give the ppl what they want, yknow? i know ppl would prolly prefer to see sybils fat cheeks, but sometimes i TOO need a break from it all

anyway haha, this is just some "cute" art of one of my characters from "furlong", the comic im consciously working on behind the scenes. expect new pages about every 2 weeks btw <3

streaming

suro rune is a female streamer who has taken large inspo from her top heros: pokemacho, alinityler, and a few others to name. shell make it big one day, shes a woman so she has to

this obviously is joke art and a spoof on the popularity and undyingness that is the average female twitch streamer. big racks = big racks ig

this is for @/stormfluff on discord, ngl i sometimes forget to say who the artwork is for lol

heres the non pee pee version!