『elimination』

straight to the lobby with you hee hee!

use code khalfy in the item shop ^ w ^d

『bee diagram』

i dont even have anything witty to say. why the frick is ham 12 dollars??? thats about the extent of my depression tbh. i cant even have a fricking sandwich anymore, may as well go to maccas at that point😩

『kiss of death』

"YOU DRINK ALL MY MOUNTAIN DEW?!"
"n-no?"
"LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH!! LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH!!"

『smother』

a true warriors death of honor <3

『cat walk』

well i mean. . . its less of a walk and more of a float lol

『dusk』

oh, wait, i forgot to clarify that this reference specifically stems from her being in her 30s, thats actually very important for this comic as dates and times play a very strong key role

『breaking and entering』

yknow shug, sometimes its not about the tools, but rather how you use them ^ w ^d

『the office』

『tree』

oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree!
how lovely are your handlebars!

『brooklyn』

i dont think she likes new york very much. . .

『livestock』

here at khalfy industries, we treat our cows with the upmost respect and give them the best care possible. the girls love it here! so much so they never bother asking to leave!

『boo bees』

when i was little, i once trick or treated with my mom and i actually tried to fight someones sprinkler because i thought it was attacking me 🤭

『the passion』

dammit! who spiked the punch?!

『shoot llama』

i personally like to search mine, but this works too i suppose 🤭

『little monster』

dont worry its just pizza sauce. . . probably

『hold like burger』

btw the McRib is back in rotation at mcdonalds

『powerwash simulator』

this just in! local bee takes the town by storm. . . literally! locals are urged to stay indoors and to wait for animal control

『judgement』

this one came to me in a dream, not the one about the cameras, but a different one, im not sure what it represents but i was so small compared to what i saw. and i just heard these bells ringing over and over again

『mouthwashing』

trick and treat :3

『bait』

NO!! do not stick your dih in that she'll kill you bruh 😭🥀

fun fact, this took me a lil short of 2 hours and i kinda just needed a detox. i had a pretty rough day today

『willing participant』

no bears were harmed in the making of this snuff film

『knock knock』

did you know that theres a higher likelihood for a serial killer to show up at an open-invitation costume party? this is because unless people are ID'd upon entry, no one will bat an eye because everyone is dressed up ^ w ^d

another cool fact! the average person talks to about 30 murderers in their lifetime

another nother cool fact! you have about a 1 in 650,000 chance of being a serial killers next victim on any given day and almost triple that during night time :3c

『ravaged team leader』

use code: "khalfy" in the item shop if you wanna see more porn from me lmao

『determination』

wh. . . WHY do i hear boss music?

『soul sucker』

shes just hungry

『salmon』

in america, bear eats you. there is no moral, the bear is just hungry. let her eat you 🐻

for soapy on discord

『pumpkin pie (no nut)』

『hibernate』

when bears hibernate, they undergo a state of torpor which slows their metabolism to a near stop. this allows them to survive the winter months without eating. but before then, they eat alot to build up their fat reserves

theres something poetic about bears and bees that i cant quite put my paws on ^ ~ ^'

🐝『commentary』
while trying to rename the file, i accidentally quit krita w/o saving, so i actually lost the original file for this >:c

『creme betweens』

i personally like to lick the icing off of my oreos before eating the cookies 😋

『cooked fish』

fun fact: you can use electricity to cook meat if done right. while not convenient and dawning a HIGH chance of electrocution, it does indeed offer a quick method to cooking a rather nice juicy steak <3

for sweetpea ^ w ^d

『ketchup packet』

shes finger painting >:3c

『sharpened needle』

take your own advice and "git gud" sweetheart <3

. . . AND STOP TAKING DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!

『extinction』

brought to you by femboy-fox news!

for panda on discord <3

『missing』

panel 3 is a hotline miami reference, i even colour picked officer pardos car lol. ive always wanted to do a top down view like that and honestly should do more ^ w ^

for scourge on discord <3

『puppy』

ive always wanted a puppy, but mom always said no </3

for sweetpea on discord

『ring』

she just wants to play <3

🐝『commentary』
shes missing eyebrows lol, tho iirc it was intentional to make her look goofier

『skong』

silkpost, except holy frick its real gang 😍

『across the table』

even though she's got her focus on a steak dinner, she never specified where the meats from ^ w ^

for sweetpea on discord

『fuck point』

she just wanted to show you her rock collection! she even has this really cool rock named trolly, she got it when she jumped out of the way from a train nearly hitting her. she was like "buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzzzzzzz" and picked it up and kissed it 🪨✨️

『safe』

. . . and sound

for @/sunnie_funnie_art on instagram <3

『arnold palmer』

i sawed this bear in half and repaired it with only flex tape!

not only does flex tapes powerful adhesive hold the bear together, but it creates a super-strong, watertight seal, so the inside is completely dry

yee doggy!

have a wizard jerking off, courtesy of mari from discord <:OG<

for @scrappybear265 on insta/discord<3

『scrap mechanic』

i dont actually think this ones a psychopath unfortunately, but theyre still a cutie patootie! meet dexter!
^ w ^

for @/vixxs on discord

『tight squeeze』

when i woke up a few nights ago, @/scrappybear265 drew me in some LOVELY cosplay, so i kinda. . . had to prank him back a lil, tee hee

for bear on discord <3

『opossums are awesomes』

『quixotic』

heres your goofy reminder to drink water! dont end up like bro underneath her, that wouldnt be very cashmoney. DRINK. WATER!! <3

『nightmare eyes』

i always wondered why they called you that. . .

『swamp puppy』

just some playful competition, in the bedroom. wait, a friend brought this up earlier but what happens when shes on your slong? does she just death-roll with it? what about riding it? would just just like. . . i dunno, do the reverse helicopter? wait why am i thinking about this?

for sweetpea on discord

『choker』

i think you look pretty in red ^ w ^

for sweetpea on discord <3

『kennel』

free bro she aint even do nothin fr 🥀

『headache』

the real headache was the scammer i had to deal with. never deal business with "trisena." on discord

goodnight

『dig dug』

i wonder if shes struck gold yet. also sidenote, but why is everyone commissioning me for bears???

for sway on discord

『bonfire』

rebekah: wait so, hold up hun, if youre a stuffed teddy bear, where does the food go?

teddy: oh! umm, yeah i mean, im not too sure myself actually. i dont really need to go poo or anything

rebekah: are you like, constantly constipated or something?

teddy: can we umm. . . just enjoy the food?

rebekah: oh! sorry sweetie, im just a curious lil bee is all

teddy: . . .could you pass the hunny?

rebekah: shucks, were out! umm, gimme a sec *unbuttons shirt and squirts out some hunny into a bowl*

teddy: aweee thanks rebekah!

rebekah: ofc shug, thats what besties are for <3

for sweetpea and teddy on discord

『seams and stitches』

• gosh, this was sew much fun!
  this ref was sewn together for my best friend, teddy on discord

• sometimes it felt like threading a needle, but i managed to craft a nude version too!

• i cant think of any more sewing puns, im still outta material x0

『ideal wife』

whos a good little psychopath? yes you are! yes you are! have some chocolate! you earned it sweetie pie!

『weezer』

guess whos a fully legal adult now :3
its meee! im the birthday girrrl!

friends used in the piece:
ace, felicity's pages, and sweetpea on discord

『soapy tits』

i cant bear to look at this any further. ive clawed at this piece for days on end without rest. i hope my client thinks i did a paw-some job at least because it feels like im bear-ly functioning with how little sleep i got while doing this. im un-bear-lievably groggy. im trying everyday to remain paws-itive but its hard, yknow? i hope i dont come off as grizzly with how bi-polar i can be

for soapy on discord

『old yeller』

boy do i have a story for you lol
pic related
>be me
>go home after long day at work
>tired.jpg
>get on pc
>get msg from mod friend
>he asks me why im banned on e6
>what.jpg
>idk
>bro asks staff chat whats poppin
>house on fire.jpg
>bro tells me to check my email
>verify age
i think the reason why this happened was because i made a birthday art piece for myself where i announced im a fully grown 21 yo adult. i get it, safety precautions lol. just thought id make a silly little artpiece about it. more context on patreon

『acid reflux』

wait, this species' females dont have breasts, so like. . . wait isnt she topless technically?

oh and happy pride month as well as mens mental health month <3

for cryptic on discord

『tip the artist』

did. . . she just tame me? qwp

for soapy on discord <3

『lil lemonade』

"come one come all! welcome down to haileys fresh lemonade! you better bring change because i dont have any either..."

for sweetpea on discord <3

『rebekah-nut cheerios』

what cute, silly little murderer! i bet she doesnt even realize that shes being used for a cereal cover lol

『cut and love』

is that a knife, or are you just happy to see m- AGHHHhhh... . . .

for abby on discord :3

『selfie!』

teddy, thank you for everything, yknow? for loving, accepting, and caring about a psycho like lil ol' me haha. i love you, very much, and although my mind and thoughts are very difficult to deal with, this helps. this helps me alot. its quite therapeutic. from the time we spent together in the past, to now in the present. youre a friend that i hope to count on for the remainer that we spend on this earth together. its only like. . . what? 60 more years? but its years knowing that theres someone out there to understands me. someone who gets it. i dunno if can express this enough, but i love you hun. thank you

『astro poof』

i think bros having a brain blast

this is for @/adhdfloof

『sweet dreams』

1) midazolam sedates you
2) vecuronium bromide paralyzes you
3) potassium chloride stops the heart

fun fact, i drew this for a copy of dont starve together, pretty nice game <3

for bunnerbee on discord

『blep』

"awe jeez! this is really cute! i wonder what other cute things this artist has done!"

*does one quick profile tap*

"THEY DID WHAT TO THE PENTAGON?!?!"

『slider』

the council shall decide your fat

for ''salad'' [great_salad (discord)]

『balcony』

its called "equivalent exchange"

『homies』

. . . help homies, ALWAYS!!

for @/sip_of_l1fe and @/realinreo_art

『sexy lexy』

aweee what a cutie patootie little kitty! itd sure be a shame if they became easy to draw for the average artist. . . oh

ref sheet for ''sweetpea'' [ankha_enthusiast (discord)]

『breast milk』

sorry, i meant hunny, i meant hunny, i meant hunny. sorry, i meant hunny, my fault original gangster, i meant to say hunny. i mean hunny. truly, i mean hunny! aw shucks, i meant to say hunny!

『drill bit』

looks like rebekah caught a cute little mouse on her way home. they seem to be getting along just fine too :3

this is for @/bunnerbee on discord

『GFVE LLLL』

i have 4 dead gods btw lol. one on pc, switch, xbox, and playstation. im working on another with my bf as of current

no im not sponsored by gfuel, the binding of isaac by @/officaledmundmcmillen was lol

『sweet berry』

FLINT and STEEL!! chicken jockey!
I. . . AM STEEEVE!!

this movie is gonna be so cheeks </3

『mutt slut』

i think shes ovulating gang
oh yeah, happy late-easter btw!

『i can fix you』

im sure you could, but would you really wanna fix this pretty little face? :3

『kick the bucket』

i have you. i own you. i have won, and you have lost. youre too slow lololol. the knife feels good though >:3

this is for @/ankha_enthusiast on discord, love you sweetie <3

『camera shy』

well well well. . . look at who i got my hands on! this one is sure to make the fans roar

happy egg day btw <3
i love you all :3

heres the non pee pee version!

『dont forget to bring a towel』

. . .except, i think she forgot the towel lol. oh! yeah, just got nuked on insta, follow me here ig lol

edit: i guess i got un-nuked? whatevs im back i guess. still follow me here tho lol. love yall :3

for @/stormfluff on discord <3

『the wire』

so fun fact, the original purpose of barbed wire, which was invented in 1874, was to keep out roaming herds of wild animals such as buffalo. it wasnt until the 19th century when farmers put it to use to keep their very own cattle within range so that they dont escape

escape? i couldnt imagine

『you look easy to draw』

yep, thats me. me in the fuzz. me in the pic. uhhh yeah. . . you can use me for pretty much anything ;3

i have no real limits, so go wild

『the giving bee』

n-no way! w-w can b-b-build legos together?! i-i, i cant con-t-trol myself! i-i. . .

this you? this how some of yall bee actin? freaky. . .

『god of hyper cawk』

its me! your best friend!
A S S R I E L - C R E A M E R

lol did yall hear that they made undertale a dollar for like, a week or two? thats crazy

『ashtray』

->be this guy
->go on date to dennys
->date goes well so you take her back to your place
->she whips out her. . . wait what 😭

this is for @/sophiefemmebear

『snake step』

1st amendment: freedom of ahegao
2nd amendment: right to bare sniddies

『rebekakura』

"PLEASE DONT TURN ME INTO A-"
*pop*
"body pillow :c"

yeah so anyway new body pillow out now! :D

『lamb milk』

@snottysaur had a juicy lamb
juicy lamb, juicy lamb
@snottysaur had a juicy lamb
its breasts were fat as heck

this is for @snottysaur obviously lol

『maple jars』

finally. ITS HAPPENING!! good old yes! ULTIMATE TREAT!! SYRUPY HOOF JOB FROM UNDER THE DENNYS TABLE!! -the great gatsby

so yeah i just got done reading the great gatsby, this is the synopsis tbh

『maid service』

lets see, lets see. i caught this dumb little bear @/scrappybear265 trying to go around and steal MY friggin hunny. MY royal hunny. this bozo, this cute little guy, tried taking MY hunny. so i took his kids >:3

anyway! this is my end of a little art trade? i think? yknow. its funny, the kid just kinda drew us frickin and i was like. . . yknow what, i HAVE to contribute :3

ily @/scrappybear265 (this is for him btw)

『big hit』

DUBS NO!! HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHIN- oh. . . i guess hes okay haha

heres a short little animation for @/dubsthefox from discord <3 

『fun and games』

yknow, as aggressive as rebekah makes herself out to be, shes actually very submissive and loves to be played with. i mean, srsly, what kinda crazy girl lets you put this type of stuff on her? shes all defenseless and stuff haha

remember that pillow i did? no? well heres the other side to it. it is now a fully completed, 2 sided one that you can order btw :3

also, even if you dont buy a pillow, you can still enjoy the artwork on my socials :D

『bust a bear workshop』

the smol teddy bear had NO idea what the wild ploob had in store for her

whats this? is? oh my the seems are breaking on the poor girl! w-well, at least shes enjoying it? gosh how would this even feel? like real talk, this has GOT to hurt, right? wait. . . can she just sew herself back together? is cotton like, her guts n stuff? does she even have organs? i got nothin, i just draw, lmao

『puff puff』

hanaka (hannah) is an active smoker. she doesnt do it for points or nothin, shes just exhausted and wants to get it over with

yknow, i dont actually like drawing nsfw, i personally prefer more sfw scenes with the occasional teasing thrown in. . . but uhh, sometimes i gotta give the ppl what they want, yknow? i know ppl would prolly prefer to see sybils fat cheeks, but sometimes i TOO need a break from it all

anyway haha, this is just some "cute" art of one of my characters from "furlong", the comic im consciously working on behind the scenes. expect new pages about every 2 weeks btw <3

『streaming』

suro rune is a female streamer who has taken large inspo from her top heros: pokemacho, alinityler, and a few others to name. shell make it big one day, shes a woman so she has to

this obviously is joke art and a spoof on the popularity and undyingness that is the average female twitch streamer. big racks = big racks ig

this is for @/stormfluff on discord, ngl i sometimes forget to say who the artwork is for lol

heres the non pee pee version!